Peter was eight and half years old,and he went to a school near his house.He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time,but last Friday he came home from school late.His mother was in the kitchen,and she saw him and said to him,:why are you late today Peter?
Peter:My teacher was angry and sent me to the headmaster after our lessons.
Mother:To the headmaster?why did she send you to him?
Peter:Because she asked a question in the class and none of the children gave her the answer except me.
His mother was angry.Why did the teacher send you to the headmaster then?Why did not she send all the other stuoid students?
Because her question was:Who put glue on my chair????
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ادامه مطلب ...A rich man and hs wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets , and after half an hour there were two wich they liked very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. one of them was very expensive, and the other was quiet a lot cheaper.
Of course , the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one , becuse then he would get more money from them , so he said to the lady, oh go on spend his money.If youdon,t he will only spend it on his second wife.
For several seconds nobody said a word, and then the lady said angrily:I am his second wife.
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